Haiku 1
 Shake the pug awake
 She's Godzilla hitting the town
 Hear her mighty snore.
Haiku 2
 She's so snack happy
 Running on pug feet..here..there
 The snack deserves peace.
Haiku 3
 She swims on pillows
 Clouds, crazy dreams, she runs fast
 Pug nap races on.
Haiku 4
 It did not happen
 Great American novel 
 The sentences won.
Haiku 5
 It did not happen
 Chris Rock said soul mates not real
 He is now worth half.
Haiku 6
 You can't imagine
 The mad super hero feel
 New shoes on old road.
Haiku 7
 The belly of beast
 Had archaic moans and sighs
 Minotaur steps down.
Haiku 8
 The Bunny's head tilt
 A curse, but an old world gaze
 Both heaven and hell.
Haiku 9
 Boobs, boobies, knockers
 Rack, Snack tray, fun bags, the girls
 Just lust of the busts
Haiku 10
 Grand wooden boat dream
 For a whole dollar. Just one.
 A myth on the hook. 
 -- for the  S/V Tiki Mama
Haiku 11
 Really, dude, nothing 
 says "I love you" like mud slides
 Breakfast. Lunch. Dinner.
Haiku 12
 What he left me with
 A spiritual conversion
 To red hibiscus.
Haiku 13
 I'm a cold killer
 With cocktails, trickster swagger
 Doubles are troubles.
Haiku 14
 Lay your hands on me
 Troubled waters run so deep
 This rock skips lightly.