Friday, November 29, 2013

25 Haikus for Thanksgiving

1 : 
Sadie's rolling stone
Found itself a home, poor pug
And all of these rugs.

2:
MaMaK OK
Doctor stitches up her nose,
So she's good to go.

3.
Piss poor is a phrase
That fails to show piss rich
Is a better place.

4.
I need to drive miles
But this so warm bed holds me
Like a dream of love.

5.
Her pug nightmare comes
Toes twitch, legs move, her eyes roll
I shake her back home.

6.
Indolent meatloaf
Stuffed sensuously with cheese
Don't embarrass me.

7.
We did not follow
Any one recipe, no
We used what we had.

8.
It is nipple cold
I miss you sweet nipples
I feel so alive.

9. 
Used ark for sale
Used 40 days 40 nights
Forgot unicorns.

10.
Home remedy books
Weeping at sight of butter
Some food is for soul. 

11.
Great grandpa was big
He always wore Overalls 
I think - commando? 

12.
What is best of show
Pride, proud walk, prouder strut, stare
Bichon shakes hair - wins.

13. 
We just do not know
Beneath fluff exterior
Heart of a lion beats. 

14.
Baby baptism
He peed all over the priest
Heaven loves laughter.

15.
Crunchy roast peanuts
Pour your salt all over me
Come hang out with nuts.

16.
Enjoy the relief
But never ever give up
Groundhog Day it up.

17. 
You know you want it,
Pour some honey on me
Dearly beloved.

18.
Scared of them yes sir
Pornos under white bible
Revelations...yes.

19.
I pledge allegiance
To these thanks add more desire
To be present now.

20. 
The real happy hour,
Cold beer, hot gravy, drink up
Life's better this way. 

21.
There is a fine line 
Crazy or visionary
Tenacious blood sport.

22. 
Get up, get down Girl, 
You gotta get up, get down.
DJ saved my life